Hi I'm Vanessa Feltz,
I'm hanging and hate myself, but I pretend to be cheeky and cheerful
so that I don't end up a blubbering blubber of hanging puss discharge
on a damp ground sheet in the middle of Sussex, weeping vile liquids
from my sweaty minge.
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:56,
archived)