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(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Hi, I'm Vanessa Feltz.
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Hi, I'm Dekionplexis!.
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Hi, I'm KittyVomit.
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Hi, I'm The Pope
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Fuck you Chicago, I just spat beer everywhere, also.
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I'm Mitchum McSunday.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Hi, I'm Jon Voight,
And as you can see, I'm invisible.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Yo, I'm the Voight and...
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Please post your invisible Jon Voight :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# FUCK YOU Chicago Jones!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Oooo, I couldn't see myself being invisible.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
#
b3ta.com board
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Oh shit, WHERE HE GO???!??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# HE GO NOWHERE.
HE RIGHT HERE. VOIGHT INVISIBLE. YOU SEE? NO YOU DON'T. HE INVISIBLE.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I try to see Voight, but he eludes me.
Heem like shadow.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# ^ VOIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I see Sub-Voight.
Mine eyes, they bleed!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# tony harrisson?
its an ooooutraaage
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:58, archived)
# Yesssss
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# that looks more like cambozola to me.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# hi vanessa
sorry you are a brillaint person really
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Feltz
Bet she's Feltz a CDC before now.

*sorry*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I'm just amazed that they exist in real life.
Imagine taking a man home, he's gorgeous, funny and intelligent, and you're in your flat and you're taking his clothes off and then... horror of horrors, his cock is crudely drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I imagine you'd try to rub it out...
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# i've never heard of the female equivalent on here
maybe it's only an affliction that affects men?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# thats like Love Soup
someone on there dated a guy with pixelated genitalia
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Haha what? I don't remember that from Love Soup, mainly because it always used to be a program which obeyed the laws of physics.
Although I didn't really watch the new series since they got rid of the American bloke and the whole series came unglued.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# you've called me on this and i have to admit this is the only moment on it that i saw
other than this bit it was a bit shit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# hahaha, mrs wildyles just killed herself laughing at that!
funeral is tuesday, no flowers
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# aww. i'm touched and saddened.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# "People in glass houses..."
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha! touché!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Hi, I'm Vanessa Felts.
Can someone please explain to me why I actually exist?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# she's actually a gravity well which will eventually destory us all
this is all true
the voices in my head said so
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
#
Well, let's see: First the earth cooled. And, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil. And, then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.....
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# lol
"dinosaurs came"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# lol
"munging"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I will never let this happen.
Never.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# *Writes to Vogue to tell them never to put the rhyme minister on the cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Did you just call me Vanessa Feltz?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# actually, though not attractive
and clearly mad
she looks strangely elegant there
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Another Mag for Fat-Faces
Fat-Face

(as seen in "The Face" compo, back in the day...)
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# haha.
if i could be arsed to open photoshop i'd change it to "everything counts in lard amounts".

but i'm lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Hi I'm Vanessa Feltz,
I'm hanging and hate myself, but I pretend to be cheeky and cheerful
so that I don't end up a blubbering blubber of hanging puss discharge
on a damp ground sheet in the middle of Sussex, weeping vile liquids
from my sweaty minge.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# in this image she REALLY looks like she's straining a vigorous otter out of her arse
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# i really dont like her
lol fat :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# her latest show
has to be the worst thing ever
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)