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From the Fat Britain challenge. See all 260 entries (closed)
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From the Fat Britain challenge. See all 260 entries (closed)
( , Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
Hi, I'm Vanessa Feltz.
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:30,
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Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
Hi, I'm Dekionplexis!.
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31,
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Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
Hi, I'm KittyVomit.
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31,
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Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
Hi, I'm The Pope
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:32,
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Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
Fuck you Chicago, I just spat beer everywhere, also.
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34,
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Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
Yo, I'm the Voight and...
I like my cunt demolished by hard black cock.
Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:35,
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Also, I'm Jewish AND a pointless cunt.
Oh shit, WHERE HE GO???!??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:41,
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HE GO NOWHERE.
HE RIGHT HERE. VOIGHT INVISIBLE. YOU SEE? NO YOU DON'T. HE INVISIBLE.
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:43,
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I'm just amazed that they exist in real life.
Imagine taking a man home, he's gorgeous, funny and intelligent, and you're in your flat and you're taking his clothes off and then... horror of horrors, his cock is crudely drawn.
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:58,
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i've never heard of the female equivalent on here
maybe it's only an affliction that affects men?
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Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:02,
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thats like Love Soup
someone on there dated a guy with pixelated genitalia
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Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:06,
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Haha what? I don't remember that from Love Soup, mainly because it always used to be a program which obeyed the laws of physics.
Although I didn't really watch the new series since they got rid of the American bloke and the whole series came unglued.
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Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:10,
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you've called me on this and i have to admit this is the only moment on it that i saw
other than this bit it was a bit shit
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Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:19,
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hahaha, mrs wildyles just killed herself laughing at that!
funeral is tuesday, no flowers
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31,
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Hi, I'm Vanessa Felts.
Can someone please explain to me why I actually exist?
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:31,
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she's actually a gravity well which will eventually destory us all
this is all true
the voices in my head said so
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:33,
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the voices in my head said so
Well, let's see: First the earth cooled. And, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil. And, then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.....
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:34,
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*Writes to Vogue to tell them never to put the rhyme minister on the cover*
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:53,
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actually, though not attractive
and clearly mad
she looks strangely elegant there
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:35,
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she looks strangely elegant there
haha.
if i could be arsed to open photoshop i'd change it to "everything counts in lard amounts".
but i'm lazy.
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:55,
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but i'm lazy.
Hi I'm Vanessa Feltz,
I'm hanging and hate myself, but I pretend to be cheeky and cheerful
so that I don't end up a blubbering blubber of hanging puss discharge
on a damp ground sheet in the middle of Sussex, weeping vile liquids
from my sweaty minge.
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:56,
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so that I don't end up a blubbering blubber of hanging puss discharge
on a damp ground sheet in the middle of Sussex, weeping vile liquids
from my sweaty minge.