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TOMFOOLERIES!

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Hey everyone, long time lurker but new poster, thought I'd start things off with a bit of that ol' digital art tomfoolery that's apparently all the rage these days. What do you fine people think?

If the tomfoolery is not in your taste or interest, what sort of music is?

(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 5:45, archived)

I like any music that is about ACCUSED OF DRINKOS PEE-PEE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:00, archived)

ALSO:

www.b3ta.com/links/Serge_Charlotte_Gainsbourg_Lemon_Incest

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:00, archived)

...

WHAT
THE

HELL?

(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:04, archived)

MAYBE HIS LEGS HAD JUST GROW BEFORE DRINKOS PEE-PEE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:01, archived)

hi there.

My taste in music is a bit odd. I quite like punk rock. Best lightly suateded and served with a creamy sauce.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:00, archived)

If only....

If only there was some technological marvel that could verify spelling before posting

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:02, archived)

there is

but it don't have one here and I'm too lazy to check

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:05, archived)

I'd like a machine that could choose the right words to make a post sound nice

rather than words that could be read in the wrong tone, making the poster sound like an arse.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:06, archived)

But what if I want to sound like an arse? I suppose I could post

pwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:07, archived)

pfft

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)

exactly

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)

i've got it!

TIME MACHINES, I think they're called

(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)

punk rock, eh?

I used to be quite the rebel in my day, let me tell you. By the way, what's considered 'punk rock' nowadays? Seems to me these things change around once a fortnight.

(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:06, archived)

actually I listen to anything

I just choose punk rock for my "tastes" cooking gag.

Feel free to substitute R&B old school rock etc...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:08, archived)

nicely done.

i like tomfoolery and music, but not mayonnaise tomfoolery or mayonnaise music.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:10, archived)

But... then..

How about just mayonnaise?

(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:11, archived)

POSTBEAR REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE MAYONNAISE CAKE.

HE PROBABLY DENIES THE HOLOCAUST TOO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:12, archived)

i deny the mayonnaise holocaust, it's true.

but, most of the other ones happened. the pickled onion holocaust in particular was quite a naughty time.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:17, archived)

"If there was a pickled onion holocaust, why are there still pickled onions?"

-postbear

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:21, archived)

onions learn to adapt. survive.

ENGAGE.

(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:25, archived)

AIDED BY GIMLETS.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:56, archived)

OH NO

Not the maynnaise cake!

(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:17, archived)

IT'S NOT SO DIFFICULT TO IMAGINE.

INSTEAD OF USING EGGS AND FAT, USE MAYONNAISE. ADD SUGAR.

IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY, RADIO ATLANTIS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:20, archived)

wait, wait wait a minute here...

BUT...
EGGS + FAT = MAYONNAISE...
Could it be?
I think I may be on to something here
Or is all this a giant coincidence?

(Radio Atlantis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 6:22, archived)