
failing that, something along the lines of Kirsty Wark smearing butter on her neck with one hand while hitting Andrew Marr roughly on the arse with and large organic carrot, while he tries savagely to bite the feet of ex-Neighbours jailbait Brooke Satchwell, as she sits on the toilet with constipation after having spent the night eating paper.
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