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# 'in other news, some dead kids somewhere far away...BUT NOW! MAN KICKS BALL!'
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)
# UK News Media == designed to keep you stupid.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Yes, basically
but the Metro/Daily Mail's approach makes the Sun look like pros.. The standard format is:

Page 1 - MORAL DECAY / VIOLENT CRIME: To keep you scared and voting conservative

Page 2 - Small article on politics, usually attacking Labour, large article on celebrity

Page 3 - Amusing story about a cat up a tree to distract the office drones from the drudgery of their everyday lives

*cries*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# also
it's all DAYS old, poorly written, biased as fuck, factually incorrect, and slightly sinister.

reading it makes me feel soiled and not in the good way.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# indeed
A LOVELY KITTEN MAKES FRIENDS WITH A LION CUB.. christ Metro is terrible
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)