It wouldn't fit in your pocket though'Blessed in your Suitcase' perhaps?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:44,
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yes!'scare the shit out of everyone around you'
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:46,
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