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# I think
they also featured in an acid hallucination I had during my teenage years!

One of them was always crying in the cartoon, I seem to remember.. Really got on my nerves
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Talking of halluciantions and such,
I had a very strange dream last night!

I was in Bank Station, on the Concourse, taking Snuff with Giles Coren :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# that's an odd one :D
I had a dream the other night where I kept trying to remember a shit joke but couldn't, and the whole way through the dream people kept asking me if I knew any jokes. T'was very frustrating, only remembered it when I woke up!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And the joke was?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# It was on here the other day
Bloke goes into the doctors and says 'Doctor, I've got coconut shavings and liquorice all over my knob'

Doctor says 'what have you been doing'

Bloke says 'oh fucking allsorts..'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Oh ok.
I do like that one :)

My fave at the moment is this:

What do penises and the Bible have in common?

They are both rammed down your throat by priests!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# pffft
proper office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I had a really fucked up dream last night
can't remember much of it, it was one of those traveling with a strange group dreams. Rather enjoyable tho.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)