Would it not make more sense to say
Renaming knives to 'gey sticks' TO stop knife crime.
Your tenses are all scwoowy
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Furness,
Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:34,
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NO
it wouldn't. My senses pwn yours today.
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Victor Meldrew,
Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:35,
archived)
But I have Spidey-sense*
*May be lies
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Furness,
Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:37,
archived)