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# newsletter subject line compo
please write something amusing
that we'll find ideal for choosing
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# EDITED BY IRANIAN COMPUTER BOFFINS EDITED BY IRANIAN COMPUTER BOFFINS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Renaming knives 'gay sticks' to stop knife crime
(and yes I AM going to keep whoring that)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# If you must, I feel I must say "knives"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Both these
made me laugh :]
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# EDITED
always nice to meet a fellow pedant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# You have no idea how much pedantry gives me the horn :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Would it not make more sense to say
Renaming knives to 'gey sticks' TO stop knife crime.

Your tenses are all scwoowy
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# NO
it wouldn't. My senses pwn yours today.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# But I have Spidey-sense*
*May be lies
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Swears are funny, right?
COCK COCK COCK COCK BULBOUS SCROTE SORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# The sun never sets on a Bad Ass
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# How about
Im the boss, so the rules don't apply to me.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Made from the bones of 30 year-old virgins.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Blatant winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
#
virgins Jerus
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# See you've struck through the wrong part if you want me to look like a 30 year-old virgin.
And it's just highly implausible that they'd travel 9 years into the future, clone me multiple times and then use my bones.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# add to that the probability of you losing your virginity and the p-value is close to 1
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Spanking the arse of God since Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# FREE GLASSES AND BEARD TODAY!
BECOME A PAEDO WITHOUT DELAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# More shops than Lakeside
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# YA CALL THAT A KNOIFE??
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# THAT'S NAWT A KNOIFE!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *THIS* IS A KNOIFE MAYTE
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# 'UO AAAAR YA CALLIN' MAYTE, MAYTE.
I'M NAWT YOUR MAYTE, MAYTE!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# NAAAA MAYTE, YOUR ROIGHT YOU AAR MAYTE
AYE SINCEEEHLY APOLOGOISE
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# APALAGISING? YOU'R A WANKA MAYTE!!
*kicks the shit out of*
ALLROIGHT! WANNA BEER MAYTE? :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# *cripled* ya mayte
SO WEA MAYTES NAW? THASS JOOST BLOODY GRAYTE MAYTE!!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# "no its not its a spoon"
"alright alright. I see youve played knifey spooney before!"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# AUSTRALIANS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Same shit as always
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# hiding the truth about ghost ants since 1974
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# tie me kangaroo down, spork
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Free stabtastic flick knife with every issue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# or...
IT CAME FROM THE SPAM TRAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Prince Harry and Grotbags Orgy Shocker: What would Di think?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# cunt cunt cunty cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# BTATO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# www.summerglauonastick.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
You've been here before haven't you....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Oh for goodness sake.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# PUTTING THE I IN TEAMWORK
.
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# STABBING INTO YOUR INBOX LONDON STYLE
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# where old paedo's come to die
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# where old paedo's die to come?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# very possibly
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Print this out and read it on the bog.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# clogging up your spam filter like pubes in a sink
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Penile truth in that new fangled sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# my anus is bleeding
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# friendly fire into your inbox
.
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# you're all going to die
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# It's like eating shit, but meatier.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Can't be bothered - the summary
(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Iranian government wins photoshopping challenge
or somesuch
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Studies reveal connection between left and right testicles
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ROBOCOP KILLED INVESTIGATING INCREASE IN METAL THEFTS
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Kittens for sale, only £5.00 a sack.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Proud users of Adobe Rocketshop
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I'm going to try this one again.
THE B3TA NEWSLETTER; A PERFECT END TO THE WEAK.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# FREE ABORTION WITH EVERY COPY
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# OWNERS OF THE PATENT FOR A GUN THAT FIRES KNIVES
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Will this do, Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Putting the 'cunt' back into pcuntun
or
putting the pun back into puncunt, if you prefer
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Ctrl-C Ctrl-V MISSILE
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I LOVE KNIVES, AND KNIFE HANDLING
or
GUNS FOR SHOW, KNIVES FOR A PRO
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# This week's newsletter is brought to you by the letter STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB!!!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Bellends for Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)