although they did invent counting...
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:36,
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no,
they just perfected it so that nobody would beat them in the ring of honour.
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:41,
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