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# I have a friend who calls me a jew, because of my hair.
He wants to buy me a 'jew hat' as he calls it.
And he suggests I get two pouches for fake + real 'jew gold'.
He likes it when I do thumbs up (hur hur) and say 'kosher'
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# He's just jealous of your Chicago Jones hat.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I actually quite like it, he says is affectionately.
He says I have "jew powers" and I'm going to get him and the girl he likes together.
He says I'm going to write their names on a broken bone and push it together to make it complete.
And say "kosher" over it.

We had a huge conversation about it when walking back to my house this evening.
Then we watched some of Blackbeard's ghost.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I like your hat.
I wants it.

CHICAGO JONES AND THE CONUNDRUM OF THE OBTUSE CRAND
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# CR& HAT
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# It's all fun and games
until somebody gets an amateur circumcision.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I've said that if I ever become jewish I'll put off the circumcision until my deathbed.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)