That's quite a set of reasons.
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:29,
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ALSO IT MAKES YOU FUCKING FAT AND STINKY AND ABORTS CHRISTIAN BABBIES FOR MILES AROUND AND SCARES ALIENS.FUCKING FUCK ALCOHOL UP ITS FUCKING POOPHOLE.
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postbear has metal knees,
Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:38,
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