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# WHAT SITS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND SHIVERS?
A NERVOUS WRECK.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:06, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG WITH NO TONGUE?
MUCKY BOLLOCKS!
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:07, archived)
# how many snappy, irritable, unfulfilled humans does it take to change a lightbulb?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:11, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW,
HOW MANY SNAPPY, IRRITABLE, UNFULFILLED HUMANS *DOES* IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

not sure if this is a joke as you appear to have not prepended yor post with JOKE in huge great capital fucking shouty twattish letters

EDIT: is 'prepended' not a word?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:13, archived)
# heh, i'm just fooling around.
i was expecting someone to run with it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:14, archived)
# Running with lightbulbs?
might make a good movie title
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:31, archived)
# IT WOULD BE A BETTER NEW COLOUR NAME.
"OH BONNIE I LIKE THE COLOUR YOU PAINTED THE KITCHEN."

"THANKS STEVE IT'S CALLED 'RUNNING WITH LIGHTBULBS' AND I BOUGHT IT AT FUCKMART."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:35, archived)
# i also have a book that is relevant to your interests:
www.themercurypress.ca/?q=books/how_grow_your_own_lightbulbs
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:36, archived)
# WHAT'S BLUE AND FUCKS GRANNYS?
ME IN MY LUCKY BLUE COAT
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:11, archived)
# What do you call a leper in a bath?
Porridge
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:20, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU CALL HITLER IN A HOT TUB?
WARM BAD MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:30, archived)