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# JOKE: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HAUNTED HOMELESS SHELTER IN HYRULE
ANSWER: A POE HOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 6:59, archived)
# JOKE: WHAT DO YOU CALL A CUNT WHO TYPES A CRAP JOKE IN CAPITALS AS A NEW THREAD ON A FUCKING FORUM BOARD FOR CREATIVE GRAPHICS?
Answer not given, as NSFW.

But it rhymes with 'Berkley Hunt', I expect.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:04, archived)
# IS IT SMIRKLY YUNT?????!???1
I BET IT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:05, archived)
# Correct sir,
But you forgot to claim your five pounds.

BTW, is posting bears legal?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:07, archived)
# I'VE GOT FIVE POUNDS SWINGING IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW.
LEGALITY IS IRRELEVANT. LAWS ARE MADE BY CORPORATIONS I HATE AND FAT SMIRKY WHITE MEN WHO SHOULD BE RIPPED IN HALF SLOWLY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:10, archived)
# Gah, fuck it, I hate iot when this happens;
I read something, get some crazy fucked up idea in my head, and then spend ages making a stupid picture that nobody will ever care about, and very few will ever see.

This one might have been something like Paddington bear stuffed in an envelope, possibly involving postman pat.

But I am holding back on crap punnage shopping.

Christ, what am I saying...surely b3ta would die if creative talent twats were not allowed to spam their innermost demons?

Or not.

*NURSE*
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:17, archived)
# the best puns are pure crap.
mr. a drew me a while back, the pic is in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:29, archived)
# There should be a new board for this...
...where we each describe a picture we would make, without even opening Photoshop.

It'd be called "The Describe Board" or something similar.

Fuck it, I reckon we should all jump over the fence to /talk and do this one night - WHO'S WITH ME???
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:16, archived)
# WOO YEAH!
Sorry I msssed this; let's go
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:43, archived)
# lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:21, archived)
# IT WOULD ONLY BE A POUND AND A HALF BUT I HAVE NUT INFECTIONS AND THE PUS IS MIGHTY HEAVY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:31, archived)
# HE'S STILL AHEAD BY AT LEAST 120 OR SO.
LAST FEW ROUNDS OF BULK CHARACTER DRAWING
POSTS COULD KEEP HIM IN SLACK FOR YEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)
# Yeah, this board is all about the creative graphics!
Creative graphics coming out of its arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:39, archived)
# WHAT SITS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND SHIVERS?
A NERVOUS WRECK.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:06, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG WITH NO TONGUE?
MUCKY BOLLOCKS!
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:07, archived)
# how many snappy, irritable, unfulfilled humans does it take to change a lightbulb?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:11, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW,
HOW MANY SNAPPY, IRRITABLE, UNFULFILLED HUMANS *DOES* IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

not sure if this is a joke as you appear to have not prepended yor post with JOKE in huge great capital fucking shouty twattish letters

EDIT: is 'prepended' not a word?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:13, archived)
# heh, i'm just fooling around.
i was expecting someone to run with it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:14, archived)
# Running with lightbulbs?
might make a good movie title
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:31, archived)
# IT WOULD BE A BETTER NEW COLOUR NAME.
"OH BONNIE I LIKE THE COLOUR YOU PAINTED THE KITCHEN."

"THANKS STEVE IT'S CALLED 'RUNNING WITH LIGHTBULBS' AND I BOUGHT IT AT FUCKMART."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:35, archived)
# i also have a book that is relevant to your interests:
www.themercurypress.ca/?q=books/how_grow_your_own_lightbulbs
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:36, archived)
# WHAT'S BLUE AND FUCKS GRANNYS?
ME IN MY LUCKY BLUE COAT
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:11, archived)
# What do you call a leper in a bath?
Porridge
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:20, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU CALL HITLER IN A HOT TUB?
WARM BAD MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:30, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:16, archived)
# Am I on /talk
by mistake?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:18, archived)
# See note above.
ALSO
PAGE 12
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:21, archived)
# I'm sorry
Does you mummy/carer know you've got on to the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:18, archived)
# lol
step *AWAY* from the keyboard...
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)
# It's probably naptime soon anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:21, archived)
# What weighs 3/4 of a tonne, sits on the end of your bed, and takes the piss out of you?
Dialysis machine!
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:31, archived)
# or a craigslist sex partner
toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/cas/752948156.html

best part is the last word.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:45, archived)
# 1) Why were you looking there in the first place?
2) If he's looking for someone to shit on him why must the be clean?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:00, archived)
# stop typing while wanking!
geez
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:10, archived)
# i read lots of ads.
i answer a lot of them, too. some people in toronto hate me, i think.

that clean part was the best. when it comes to sex ads here, 'clean' is supposed to be understood as 'free of sexually-transmitted infections', but many people don't mean it that way. this ad? who in hell knows?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:14, archived)
# That's disgusting!
Coming from Toronto?! SIcko:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:25, archived)
# ick! i'm not from here - i just live here now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:35, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:28, archived)
# JOKE: INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:28, archived)
# THIS IS TRUE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:34, archived)
# my internet is broken
I demand my money back
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:49, archived)
# SMIRKLY YUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:48, archived)
# I WON THE BET!!!!!1!1
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Mornington crescent!
Woo, yay, etc.

Hurrah! I've always wanted to use Cryer's bluff in a live match
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:53, archived)
# MICROWAVE!!! DO A POO IN YOUR PANTS AND POST PICUTRES OF IT ON THE INTERNET
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:15, archived)
# BTDT
T-shirt
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:52, archived)