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Why doesn't she just have you stuffed?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)

I have looked into the legality of this.

I was considering having my innards burned so that Jim can have a proper funeral for me, but having myself stuffed.

I wonder if I could sell myself in advance?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)

Something with some nice sage and onion should do the trick.

It'll be a feast.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)

That is illegal,

but having me taxidermied is fine.

I was going to donate myself to my friend Derron, but it has since become clear that, hideous accident aside, I am going to outlive him.

Legality aside, Tom, who is terminally ill, has requested a quite illegal 'burning barge at sea', which I will try not to get arrested when I do.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)

My father has recently informed me

of his decision to leave his cadaver to Manchester university for medical research. He's extremely anti-theist and wants to make sure that there is no possibility of a fraudulent god-botherer presiding over a meaningless ceremony and this I agree with. But when he actually signed the papers and asked for my 'blessing' as it were, I could not give it and we've had quite an argument about it.
I just don't want to think of grubby medical students ( who as with most students have no respect or morals ) slowly dissecting my father over 3 years and then for me to receive a letter informing me that they burned him ( which is the process ). If I find him first when he croaks I have told him he's going to the peat bog and fuck his wishes and the authorities.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)

I have considered this route,

but I'd rather be Art.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)

I don't care what happens to his corpse

as long as it is dealt with. Same for myself. I just don't think that there is any dignity or use in it. I don't think that he really understands the implications of it and believes he might be a part of some great and helpful medical breakthrough rather than as a slab of meat for hungover wannabe surgeons to practice cutting up and take the piss out of.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)

from what i've gathered having a real cadaver to use does aid learning better than computer simulations

i'd prefer to be a part of the bodyworks exhibition though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)

I quite like the idea of surgeons having actually cut up something very like a living human before they try operating on me.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)

i quite like the idea of not being operated by trainees though....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)

They have to do their first operation sometime

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)

i imagine by being private i can avoid that :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)

i've met and lived with medical students

the only thing i find creepier than a witchdoctor saying his nasty shamanistic rites over me is that horrible lot having anything to do with me. medical science be damned.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)