b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8555654 (Thread)

# last night a tree saved my life.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:14, archived)
# CPR?
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:16, archived)
# cock-shattering plant rape?
no, just talked me down from a suicide after i went mad upon discovering that gatorade isn't made by gators.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:20, archived)