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# blarney shmutes peyote
Photobucket
(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)
# I'm going to find the biggest bag of frozen sprouts I can
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Read Watchmen Today
8/10 Bit overrated maybe. Film will probably be diabolical.

At least now i'll get all these rorchach references.

EDIT: Bloody hell 4am. Time for bed so it is lizzy! Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:51, archived)
# fuck it's 4am
stupid time passing!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 3:57, archived)
# FUCK THE TREES!
RIGHT IN THEIR KNOTHOLES!
WITH A FLASHLIGHT*.

*'Flaming stick' to UKers, or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 4:00, archived)
# TREEFUCKER.
TREEFUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:18, archived)
# THEY LOVE IT, THE LEAFY BASTARDS.
ALWAYS SHOWING OFF THEIR NUTS TO ATTRACT THE BOYS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:21, archived)
# there are sequels, but the original treefucker is still the best.
the mechanical pig video was also pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:26, archived)
#
www.mingusmingusmingus.com/Mingus/cat_training.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 4:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 4:15, archived)
# this is very very great.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 4:16, archived)
# DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GREAT?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 4:21, archived)
# This
is my new wallpaper.

And I'm not talking 'desktop' wallpaper.
I'm talking 'printing out 1600 copies and pasting it all over my living room' wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:05, archived)
# last night a tree saved my life.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:14, archived)
# CPR?
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:16, archived)
# cock-shattering plant rape?
no, just talked me down from a suicide after i went mad upon discovering that gatorade isn't made by gators.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:20, archived)