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# I don't even think nettles grow around here.
But I will look into getting some of this nettle tea you speak of. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Nettles are fucking everywhere in England.
I swear if there is a small ditch or area of grassland you can trip and fall into, I can guarantee you that it will be full of fucking nettles.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)
# But there's dock leaves right next to the nettles, yeah?
So it's alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Yeah...except that dock leaves ARE FUCKING USELESS!
Seriously, they do next to fuck all if you fall in a ditch full of nettles (I speak from experience on this). In fact oddly the only thing which soothes the stings is to cut grapes in half and rub them on the stings.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# But I stung myself on some nettles once
and the dock leaves helped...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Well next time it happens, try spitting on an ordinary leaf and using that instead.
I bet it will have an almost identical effect.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# nettles are the english countryside in microcosm
not actually dangerous, just mildly unpleasant and almost unavoidable
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)