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# is that a tapir of a kapibara?
i'm not sure what either looks like, but i know it's the largest rodent.

edit: smash monkey has answered my question i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# capybara has a broad, box-shaped snout
and is covered in brown fur, giving it the appearance of a short, antler-less moose.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Yeah, and they're not voice activated
as a stoned me thought when wandering round Amsterdam zoo.

In my defence, they were bein gvery still. So I thought they were robots. And shouted at them a bit.

They didn't seem too bothered though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# "hey rudy, shome english bitch is shouting at ush. shall we kill her?"
"not yet, Shtephan, but soon our day will come"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Noooo no killing of the me.
Protect me from the capibaras, Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *flicks carbona at the giant rats*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# what are giant rats going to do with a spaghetti dish?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# carbonara works better with Tagliatelli, better sauce to pasta ratio
and they're giant rats which mean they have the usual rat fear of italian cookery but even more giant
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# heheheh
they should be voice-activated, as should so many other things in life.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Everything
with a back-up gesticulation-activator, just incase you get a sore throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# YES.
although i draw the line at whistling for someone. my sister once whistled for me to go over to her. i slapped her in the face and said "i'm not a fucking dog, don't whistle me like an animal!"
admittedly, i was in a twattish mood that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I fucking love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *glees*
the feeling is mutual, darling ;)

ooh, gotta go, photo op! the press are outside!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# ooooooooh!
*waves at journalists*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# That's a tapir
Capybara are hairy and have a flat nose, as you'll see here: www.greenexpander.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/the-capybara.jpg
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# ah!
well, i was still surprised at my animal knoledge!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)