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I'm told that my chest is very

comfortable and comforting to lay her head on

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)

Same here

Conversely I find her arse a most comfortable pillow substitute, but trying to sleep in a T position is just weird.
Also spooning is best for morning fumblings for when you're both not quite awake yet.

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)

The wife's chest is too high up for me, and gives me a crick in my neck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)

If I'm stood up, then yes

if I'm laid down, chests are too high for me to get my head on properly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

The Key is...

not to lie to one side with only your head on his chest, but to actually be almost on top of him.
I'd usually have her shoulder resting below my diaphragm so as her cheek rests on my chest and her legs are intertwined with mine. One of my favourites for an afternoon nap.

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)

That's the other thing

if the wife's on his back, he snores.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)

Snoring? Violence is the answer

Really, whenever I snore I just get thumped on the chest, I don't wake up and I stop snoring.
The "Fonzie" approach does sometimes cause long periods of not breathing at all though, I think it's called sleep apnea. Hence why I also try not to sleep on my back, but am more than willing to be a pillow if I can't sleep.

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)

After over 3 years

I know the only way to stop it is to get him on his side.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)