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# I've just rediscovered the Postal Service
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# that are lovely :) Glees
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *claps*
That is the best way to lie in a bed. That exact position.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# That depends.
on the girlie asleep/blokey arousal ratio!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Oh I'm talking if you're awake.
I sleep on my back with my arm over my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# What, like a fainting 18th century damsel?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Obviously asleep would be with you sprawled over the bed
with the manwife occupying a small corner of the pillow case.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I sleep on my
belly in a coma position and if I am so much as touched by another human being I will go to another room to sleep if I have to get up early.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not against cuddling but there is not a chance in hell of me sleeping with her draped over me, I've tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I'm a bit like that
Except for everything you said and my endless sobbing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I don't drape, human beings aren't as comfy as the movies would have you believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# a fact many woman have learnt the hard way when trying to get comfy leaning on my rag and bone frame
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Doesn't matter the size of the chap.
It's the fact that he's not made out of pillow.

HOWEVER pillows are, so I sleep on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Wow you don't use men as pillow?
You must be the perfect laydee!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Get with the programme
of course I am. I can make steak properly (burnt on the outside, bloody on the inside) as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Can you believe I went to a restaurant for my b'day and ordered steak.
The waiter said how would you like it and I said 'blue' and he didn't know what it was!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I said to him
'If you want any tip what so ever, go down to the kitchen now and ask what a blue steak is'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Whilst we were sailing
in the Scillies last month I was discussing this with my mate who is a chef, ( ex of the big place on the Strand so he's a good one ) and we came to the conclusion that there are not 5 places in Britain where you can confidently ask for a blue steak and get what you should. Only one of them being outside of London.

I like a medium rare steak ( but don't mind a blue ) and find that rather than take chances I'll order rare because just about everyone over cooks steak.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Yes, if I'm not cooking my steak
I'll ask for it as rare as I can get it. Last time I paid over £15 for a steak (which is hardly haute cuisine but anyway) and asked for it rare, erring on the side of medium it turned up extremely well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# steak is the only thing i get rude about in restaurants
i don't have a way i like it cooked specifically, sometimes i like rare some times i like it well done. but i want what i ask for. on several occasions its been sent back with the explanation that "rare mean juicy not bleeding" and "well done mean brown not burnt"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# a rare steak will always be bloody
and is meant to be little more than warmed in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# i mean bleeding like florentine steak bleeding
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I like my cow to
be still wearing its hooves and saying moo when it goes down my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# like i say, it depends on the mood i'm in
i'm looking forward to trying proper florentine steak when i go out to italy :) as i understand a good vet ought to be able to have it up and running about again
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I'm told that my chest is very
comfortable and comforting to lay her head on
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Same here
Conversely I find her arse a most comfortable pillow substitute, but trying to sleep in a T position is just weird.
Also spooning is best for morning fumblings for when you're both not quite awake yet.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# The wife's chest is too high up for me, and gives me a crick in my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# If I'm stood up, then yes
if I'm laid down, chests are too high for me to get my head on properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# The Key is...
not to lie to one side with only your head on his chest, but to actually be almost on top of him.
I'd usually have her shoulder resting below my diaphragm so as her cheek rests on my chest and her legs are intertwined with mine. One of my favourites for an afternoon nap.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# That's the other thing
if the wife's on his back, he snores.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Snoring? Violence is the answer
Really, whenever I snore I just get thumped on the chest, I don't wake up and I stop snoring.
The "Fonzie" approach does sometimes cause long periods of not breathing at all though, I think it's called sleep apnea. Hence why I also try not to sleep on my back, but am more than willing to be a pillow if I can't sleep.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# After over 3 years
I know the only way to stop it is to get him on his side.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# exactly, this is how to lie in bed but sleeping i prefer curled up in the foetal position
either that or the "Crucifix" or the "Swastika"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# AMATEUR
"star of david"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Not when I wake up at 4am with no feeling in my arm it isn't.
usually by that time the skin has stuck so I can't just slide my arm out.

WAKE UP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahaha bless you
Just go 'oi....oi....wifey, fuck off, would you?'

That works on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I can't believe I've bought into an internet discussion about sleeping.
I feel dirty
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Welcome to my world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Actually this is why tall guys go out with short girls
The snuggle factor is 1000 times better due to limb and limb join proportion!
SCIENCE FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# That is true...
in my experience, (being a lanky twunt) a foot difference is spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Yeah
My last missus RG was a foot shorter than me. Also there no arm-under-neck loss of circulation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# the lady is only an inch short than me and i don't ever suffer blood loss
though surely all women are a foot shorter than you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Not true
I once went out with a 6' 2" laydee.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# To be fair
you're about 9ft5.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# 6' 4" not including shoes and hair:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I thought it was so you could squint at them during sex, so they look like kids.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# You see that's a comon misconception
Ofbivous you have to bind the breasts down before you can do that. Well that and dress them as chimney sweeps.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# It helps if they sing the chim-chim-iny song too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# u 2 are
killing me
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# lies i bet you only heard of them yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# nope pretty certain i've had Give Up since it came out and before that I owned Deathcab's Transatlancism and Plans
and when i get paid i shall be getting Narrow Stairs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# A click for postal service-ness
Something about them is just *nice* and cosy.

I've only listened to death cab recently, it's more like teenage poetry with special effects behind it. I grudgingly like some of it.
(AshTeamRacing, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# PERFECTLY HUNCHBACKED SHAPES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# yeh
nice bit of Iron & Wine there. woo

Edit: Postal Service too.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ben folds version is awesome too
(That Random Guy, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
#
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# happy smile and a new desktop,
thankee sirrah
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I hope this is true in your life.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# what a lovely thing to say :)
its certainly is
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# aww! sweeet!
'bye all, i'm off to do things ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# bye bye!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# funnily enough despite the obvious siz discrepancy
my tiny lady is the 'big spoon'
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Woo!
*clicks*

That song really is great.
(Bridger.S.Toilet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Last night I had this strange dream,
where everything was exactly how it seemed, concerns about the world getting warmer, people thought that they were just being rewarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# booty-ful
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Awww
I love that song.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)