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# My waist is 30'
but my hips are 40'

Try finding something to fit that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# A large teapot
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# But I am only a little teapot.
Short and stout.

\o. this is my handle
.o/ this is my spout.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
You don't half make me office giggle sometimes you know :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Tip me up, tip me up!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# when you tip me over hear me shout
aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrghghgaaarrhcaaaargh tea is my blood, i am dying.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha you buffoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *gives skirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I feel like a wanker in skirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# *forces Cap'n into a skirt*
*proffers pork sword*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *pokes sword and flicks it with a ruler*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# You have all of the talent!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# skirts are awesomenes
especially on a windy day, when nature lets you flash your knickers without being called a slut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Skirts tend to be worn for a reason if I do it
and 90% of the time that reason involves having no pants on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# What's wrong with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# nothing
i like to feel the breeze myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# A massive pear.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Not really, more of an hourglass
but ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *Gives a massive hourglass*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# How about this love
#zzziip Thud
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# You've been borrowing things from the morgue again, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Ingrate; last time i make you a skin-coat
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# :-(
I love my human hide booties though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# k
maybe just a waistcoat next time.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Corset?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# careful, don't Russia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)