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(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Bet he has a bugger of a time
getting trousers in that leg length.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Welcome to my world...
/6'7"blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I have the opposite problem having such
little legs. All my jeans are worn at the bottom after a week....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# ha, this
although my comparatively large waist size is my own fault. :(
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Meh,
I struggle with getting the right size waist too. It appears that people dont have anything under a 30" waist in this day and age.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Oh

fuck off.


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Right, that is it!
I always loved b3ta but now because of this comment I am gonna leave never to return! It is a sad day for b3ta when someone can be bullied off for not being overweight!

Goodbye B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Pahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Such a cliquey reaction! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# what?
why aren't i in a clique?
*sobs*
nobody loves me!


where's my handbag?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Arf!
I have been here nearly 5 years and I am not in a clique :(

Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# you can be in a clique with me
i've got a spare handbag you can borrow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Meh!
I have pockets instead ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# 0_0
get you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I just realised what everyone is going on about
I had yam on ignore and logged out to see what the fuss was about

oh dearie dearie me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Well I must say, it did add some enjoyment to what is normally quite
a dull day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I couldn't get into a 30" waist jeans even 30 years after my death
/childbearing hips blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I had a super amount of weight loss early last year
and it just hasnt come back really. I still have a wee bit of a belly, but not too much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *pokes and giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# *tenses*
Still got the muscles big boy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# oh my
*fans self*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ;)
You love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# My waist is 30"
but my hips are 40"

Try finding something to fit that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# A large teapot
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# But I am only a little teapot.
Short and stout.

\o. this is my handle
.o/ this is my spout.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
You don't half make me office giggle sometimes you know :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Tip me up, tip me up!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# when you tip me over hear me shout
aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrghghgaaarrhcaaaargh tea is my blood, i am dying.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha you buffoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *gives skirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I feel like a wanker in skirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# *forces Cap'n into a skirt*
*proffers pork sword*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *pokes sword and flicks it with a ruler*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# You have all of the talent!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# skirts are awesomenes
especially on a windy day, when nature lets you flash your knickers without being called a slut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Skirts tend to be worn for a reason if I do it
and 90% of the time that reason involves having no pants on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# What's wrong with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# nothing
i like to feel the breeze myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# A massive pear.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Not really, more of an hourglass
but ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *Gives a massive hourglass*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# How about this love
#zzziip Thud
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# You've been borrowing things from the morgue again, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Ingrate; last time i make you a skin-coat
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# :-(
I love my human hide booties though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# k
maybe just a waistcoat next time.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Corset?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# careful, don't Russia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Don't sit on the floor dragging your arse then.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# *Brian Griffin's*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I had a work colleague like that
His wife used to sew extra panels of cloth onto the bottoms of his jeans

He looked a prize cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha
Prize cock!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *awards*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Yay
First of all I'd like to thank God etc....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Never have I sunk that low.
It's been close though... And now the lovely website that does nice jeans in my size has closed down :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# You could get a job that involves wearing a wetsuit
whenever I get a new one that is the right chest size for me, it is always for people who are about 6'6" tall.

Become a professional Big Wave surfer, that's my advice.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Do they also make these?
www.rmangio.com/pics/fair3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# That was in fact me last weekend.
...it's quite a fun sideline.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I quite literally lol'd

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Arf!
WACKKY WAVING ARM INFLATABLE TUBE MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Unless his legs are normal and he has a small torso
and head.

In which case; Bet he has a bugger ofa time getting shirts to fit that torso length.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I like that!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# :D
poor boy needs to eat something.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I think the guy wobbling with rage has a point.
All of them.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# It was a good flounce though
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Daddy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Longlegs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Chips
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# CHiPs
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# \o/
I fancied Jon
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Another of your crushes I have no chance of ever understanding....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I was very young though
Today, nuffin doin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I fancied peter andre when he looked like this
cdhut.sg/ebay/data/thumbnails/10/PeterAndreNatural.jpg

in my defence, I was only little.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ooh no, I never did
Too much cheekbone action going on
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Looking back on it, I realise I was a mental.
images.art.com/images/products/regular/10103000/10103968.jpg

NOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# O_o
You bizarre lady, you

*realises he has no room to talk*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# You wouldn't do John Cusack?
Oh Dixy, whatever am I to do with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# My fave story was a gay lawyer who worked in my old company.
He said he realised he was gay when he started fantasising about face from The A Team. He was only 6 :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahha the sick pervert
Lee Majors in Six Million Dollar Man - Also 6 years old *blush*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Beezer!
If I were gay, there are only 2 men I would be gay for. Johnny Depp and Guy Garvey.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Thats it!
Im leaving forever and its all dave the hats fault!

*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Poor thing has a growth disorder
could you give me a link to that flash game you did again please? I lost it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# http://jayisgames.com/archives/2007/10/the_tall_stump.php
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# that's the one
cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# TALL!
He is very tall.
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# TALL MAN IS TALL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# TAAAALLLL
VERY TALL!
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Yea, but does it tile?


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# yeah, but will it blend?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hmm..
he looks a bit like the singer from Keane
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)