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# You snores
I wheezes...

Oh I'm so sad. Shoot me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# YOU'RE sad?
i know what you're talking about, therefore making me at least 10% sadder

and i don't eat skeezy cheeses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Neither do I.
And my penis has never had a disease.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# mine neither
i have it encased in carbonite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# That's a masterful plan.
I let the young ladies of britain look after mine. They guard it at all times and cleanse it with special fine oils and their delicate little lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# stop it!
*slides off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I have no idea what you are talking about.
but i will shoot nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# What a friendly boy.
Talking about something I bet you won't approve of.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# what on earth do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# she means get over here
and let me lick the side of your head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You asked what we were going on about, yes?
So I said 'something you won't approve of'.

That something being us quoting the songs from the 'Once More With Feeling' episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Best. Episode. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ugh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Well I did say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# you know me so well
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)