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# what will it take for Man-Duck love to be finally accepted in society
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# good question
although I remember a young man at Uni...years ago, who was expelled for killing and eating one of the campus geese. Might there have been some love in between the killing and eating?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# there's always a story like that
but i've yet to meet anyone personally involved
though i do remember getting some ducks drunk on beer once
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I think you're right
about this possibly being apocryphal. it was spoken of in hushed tones, and was in our first term. but if it was true, then the bastard goose had it coming. all they did was (pardon my French) shit up the pathways all day long.

Ducks drunk on beer sounds marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# they took off rather unsteadily
and only just cleared the nearby roofs
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# that's hilarious!
*phones the RSPCA*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# earlier on,
the manduck had clearly got the horn somewhat and was pursuing the ladyduck, but she was having none of it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)
# the cheeky devil
allow me to refer you to my earlier compo entry based on a true-life similar incident. except it was man-duck on man-duck...
www.b3ta.com/board/8594875
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# joke on sikipedia yesterday
"if God didn't want us to eat animals

why did he make them out of food?"
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)
# ha!
that's laugh out loud fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# yup
one of my favourites for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# hmmm food
just remembered I haven't eaten yet, meeeaaaatttt!
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# whatever you do, don't call out for meat on this board
the consequences could be horrific
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# and messy
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(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)