
but i've yet to meet anyone personally involved
though i do remember getting some ducks drunk on beer once
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though i do remember getting some ducks drunk on beer once

about this possibly being apocryphal. it was spoken of in hushed tones, and was in our first term. but if it was true, then the bastard goose had it coming. all they did was (pardon my French) shit up the pathways all day long.
Ducks drunk on beer sounds marvellous
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Ducks drunk on beer sounds marvellous

and only just cleared the nearby roofs
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the manduck had clearly got the horn somewhat and was pursuing the ladyduck, but she was having none of it
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allow me to refer you to my earlier compo entry based on a true-life similar incident. except it was man-duck on man-duck...
www.b3ta.com/board/8594875
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www.b3ta.com/board/8594875