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# there's always a story like that
but i've yet to meet anyone personally involved
though i do remember getting some ducks drunk on beer once
(, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I think you're right
about this possibly being apocryphal. it was spoken of in hushed tones, and was in our first term. but if it was true, then the bastard goose had it coming. all they did was (pardon my French) shit up the pathways all day long.

Ducks drunk on beer sounds marvellous
(, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# they took off rather unsteadily
and only just cleared the nearby roofs
(, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# that's hilarious!
*phones the RSPCA*
(, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# earlier on,
the manduck had clearly got the horn somewhat and was pursuing the ladyduck, but she was having none of it
(, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)
# the cheeky devil
allow me to refer you to my earlier compo entry based on a true-life similar incident. except it was man-duck on man-duck...
www.b3ta.com/board/8594875
(, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)