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# one of my friends found a dying bird today,
he has built a nest for it in his bag, and it's name if Johnny. He feeds it
waterlogged crisps and sesame seeds, i know he should probably just leave
it somewhere, but it's really attatched to him.

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# fry it
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# it's a fucking blue tit.
fucking this fucking that.

but no frying. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# This makes me sad :(
I have a family of blue tits who live in my Garden. They are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# what are there names?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# He probably has them catalogued
32B, 36C, 34DD and so on.
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I havent named them.
But I do have a fox called Christian. I saw him near the high street the other night and said come on christian, time to go home and he followed me all the way back :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# why would you build a nest for a dying bird?
it's not exactly a dying birds natural habitat

maybe it will lay eggs, hopefully, maybe it's not dying and just fakin it for some insurance scam!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Erm
so what is the natural habitat for a dying bird then?

Tescos?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# the floor
or Tesco if they bloody hurry up and die
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# it's not actually soon to die
but if he had left it, it would of died.

:/
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)