pigeons can't talk.
and if they could talk they wouldn't speak English, as it's more difficult to learn than other languages.
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Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:25,
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yes, on behalf of her majesty's government
here's a form, this needs to be filled in triplicate.
if you do not speak triplicate a translator will be provided at great expense (and the daily mail will be notified)
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Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:34,
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if you do not speak triplicate a translator will be provided at great expense (and the daily mail will be notified)