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# DOGFIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Kate Moss and Agyness Deyn in a paddling pool full of rancid barbeque sauce
smacking each other over the head with bits of plywood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# with nails in
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Get out of my dreams*
and into my car**

* not really, no
** doesn't own a car
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# So don't do anything at all then?
Best kind of instruction.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I should think so
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# You for Prime Minister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# anyone who can't spell AGNES
deserves to be hit over the head.

In other news, my parents were in Blackpool at the weekend, and saw a shop selling "mirrow's" for a £1.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Phwoar
did they buy one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Are you kidding?
A whole pound???? You can get a fish supper and a night out for that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# OH DON'T TEASE ME
living down here is shite, everything's expensive, nobody gets what I mean when I call them mardy, they all go on about 'Northern monkeys' because they think I'm actually from down here.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# where is down here?
For some reason I had the impression you were from newcastle or somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Buckinghamshire, which is Home Counties.
left of London on the map- full of yuppies, celebrities (well, Paul Daniels and Jay Kay), posh types and chavs. Bleurgh.

I'm not from Newcastle, I'm a Yorkshire lass. Although you'd never tell from my voice, my parents followed the work in the late 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I'm from Oxford and I understand Mardy...
are you sure you're not confusing "Southerners" and "dull parochial twats I could do without" because the second group show up EVERYWHERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# You're in the minority then, I'm sure of it.
Although I may be living in the middle of the venn diagram you've just outlined.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# are you quoting from obscure Smiths songs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I read that as Angus Deayton for quite a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)