They do have the life...although I was at a barbie this weekend, and the (fairly old) cat woke up from its taxing all-afternoon nap, kind of strolled out into the back garden not really noticing much, and then did one of the most impressive vertical take-offs I've seen from anything that wasn't packing a pair of Hawker Siddley jet engines and stood on the wall with an expression of 'WTF?! You've let children AND a dog into my garden' and prceeded to give all of us evils for the next 10 minutes before going off to kill something much smaller than itself.
Which I think is a very long winded way of saying 'house cat' isn't always beer and skittles...
(Which I think is a very long winded way of saying 'house cat' isn't always beer and skittles...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:32,
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Much better than human though.Human life is far too stressful, I just want to lie in a sunbeam and have a doze.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:33,
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Cats have no word for work.SCIENCETM has demonstrated this to be the case.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:35,
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Work, to a cat, is having to listen to our drivel when we get home.That's it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:36,
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we found some new kittehsa lady with spazy legs, very friendly. And a tiny little kitten.
We're going to get the lady because she'll be happy living in the flat and the little kitten might get lonely, but it was very hard to leave the young one at the cat centre. It was ridiculously luvleh.
(We're going to get the lady because she'll be happy living in the flat and the little kitten might get lonely, but it was very hard to leave the young one at the cat centre. It was ridiculously luvleh.
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:08,
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