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# 'We have spotted Imperial Waddlers'!

Something I originally produced for elsewhere :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I'm sure there was only 1 light sabre on Hoth
/completelyuncalledforpedantblog

otherwise woo to this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# *ultra pedant mode*
How about when Vader landed and took over the base, and the rebels were still there? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Did Vader actually set foot on Hoth?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# let's not forget the apparition of Obi-Wan Luke saw
he would have been carrying one...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Ghost saber smash!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# ahh but by then
Skywalker had left so there was still only one saber... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# ^^this
god this is sad :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha

yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# plus don't mention the colour...
...if it was Darth's it would be red too.

Absolute fail this image is.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I imagined you reading this in the voice of comicBookGuy from the Sinpsons
sort of laugh-snorting between the words.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Hahaha
We should probably make a SW-pedant badge for our profiles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# only if it's canon-approved
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# OR WAS THERE?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I'm sure the film crew had some more sticks lying around.
It's not like lightsabers actually exist, you sad, sad people.

Time-travelling DeLoreans, however, do exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I thought it was a documentary
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# it was a dramatisation of real events
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Kthnx
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# and how many penguins?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ^so this.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# No...there is another....
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Haha!
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Aww, they seem fairly unfazed by it all
they must be quietly hard as nails.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# penguins are among nature's greatest stoics.
Think about it - standing around through an Antarctic winter with an egg balanced on your feet - you'd need to be pretty tolerant...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# All the time worried that you might be turned into a chocolate bar
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Well it's their fault for choosing 'penguin'
having said that, I wish I'd chosen 'house cat'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# They do have the life...
although I was at a barbie this weekend, and the (fairly old) cat woke up from its taxing all-afternoon nap, kind of strolled out into the back garden not really noticing much, and then did one of the most impressive vertical take-offs I've seen from anything that wasn't packing a pair of Hawker Siddley jet engines and stood on the wall with an expression of 'WTF?! You've let children AND a dog into my garden' and prceeded to give all of us evils for the next 10 minutes before going off to kill something much smaller than itself.

Which I think is a very long winded way of saying 'house cat' isn't always beer and skittles...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Much better than human though.
Human life is far too stressful, I just want to lie in a sunbeam and have a doze.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Cats have no word for work.
SCIENCETM has demonstrated this to be the case.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Work, to a cat, is having to listen to our drivel when we get home.
That's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# we found some new kittehs
a lady with spazy legs, very friendly. And a tiny little kitten.

We're going to get the lady because she'll be happy living in the flat and the little kitten might get lonely, but it was very hard to leave the young one at the cat centre. It was ridiculously luvleh.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# there is somewhere else?
wash your mouth out with soapy herbal tea, although lets face it you wouldn't notice any difference.

also, most lovely mr archie sir.
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# Herbal tea.
It smells lovely, and always tastes of slightly odd hot water.

This upsets me.

Ningles sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# how they have the cheek to call it tea is beyond me
where are those brussels bureaucrats when you need them, and who the bloody hell came up with the spelling of bureaucrat.

'ning lovely lady
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# Hot juice. Well, cordial.
That's what I think herbal tea should taste like. Like the fruit mentioned on the box.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hot cordial/squash is brilliant.
the only herbal infusions that are worth it are green tea with orange and lotus flower (because it's nommy) and the one that makes your top lip go blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Toilet duck?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# yes please
*top ups*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I've got some lovely black coffee.
As per usual.

and TIGER BREAD! for my sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I have tea that someone else made
best of all the teas.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Nobody makes my coffee right but me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# you know 'where'
you put me onto it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# splendid
been away for a bit, i shall go and vote forthwith.
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# Hahaha!
Woo!

Edit: What on earth is that thing b3ta.com/board/8602207 doing at the top of the popular page? O_o
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# smashing
tattyworld?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# You may piss when ready, sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)