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Aaaargh I want to go home but I'm stuck at work.

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Mond, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 18:39, archived)

Go home...

I'll write you a note to give to your boss, excusing you for the rest of the day?

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Toma_o, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 18:40, archived)

Thanks

I'm off in a bit then.

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Mond, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 18:41, archived)

Note..

Dear (Insert name of Boss),

(Insert your name) needs to be excused from work immediately, as he has an urgent appointment with a cold pint of beer in the nearest pub. It's Friday evening for fucks sake, let him go home.

Your sincerely,

Tomato.

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Toma_o, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 18:49, archived)

think signing it Tomato will be the real winner.

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Mond, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 18:55, archived)

Sign it 'Dr. Whitbread'..

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Toma_o, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 19:02, archived)

pretend you're at home... take your shoes off, do whatever it is you do at home...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 18:41, archived)

What

you mean like bang one out at my desk?

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Mond, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 18:43, archived)

if that's

what you do at home...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 18:49, archived)

I'm

single so what else is there to do?

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Mond, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 18:56, archived)

I'm married

and that's all I get too...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 18:57, archived)

That's

harse. Why bother then?

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Mond, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 18:59, archived)

why bother

with what?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 19:04, archived)

Being

married?

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Mond, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 19:09, archived)

um...

because I knew that when I married him...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 19:13, archived)

Sorry

personal question, wasn't thinking.

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Mond, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 19:16, archived)

hmm.

As long as no one else is around...

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Toma_o, Fri 28 Feb 2003, 18:50, archived)