My solution was much more humane...
...but would they listen? Nooooo.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:36,
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condom on a stick!
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul.,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:36,
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Blooming, bloody brilliant!
Bravo!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:41,
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Awwww
..some
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Bee Nice |-|,
Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:09,
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