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# Have you seen someone wearing three hats?
No. And you won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I wore three hats once
I felt special.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Hello!


It's my birthday on Tuesday. Have you bought me a present?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Nobody fucking got me anything for my birthday.
I forgot it myself until half way through the day
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I remembered,
but I kept it to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# At least someone cares.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
#
No I didn't forget. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Damn you
stealing my birthday thunder!


/birthday next Wednesday blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# They should have enough days in the year
so that everyone can have a unique birthday.

Imagine the fun with astrology.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Shit, sorry love
was over on /t.

I haven't bought you a present, no. Would you accept me in my lovely new Miss Sixty jeans?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Lovely jeans?
Almost certainly. But where would I store you?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Wherever you wish.
And now home with me. *big cuddles for my birdie*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Top plans.

You could swish around in your fancy jeans, demonstrating the excellent fit, the top fashion and the rugged durability. What larks we will have.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Johnny Two Hats came close.
Hello, Wowowowow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hello samsamsamsamsam
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# that
sounds like a challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# CATPAIN WOW.
*SPAMS WITH REPLIES*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# fapfapfap
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# *POP*


wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......



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plip!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)