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# YOU HAVE AN OVAL DICK?
DEAR GOD MAN
D:
D: I SAY D:


I leave with a joke:
'When the flash drive is rejected, try forcefully putting it in D:'
If you don't get it: say it outloud, even the :
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# haven,t you?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# What, you mean oval dicks are normal?
D:
I'M A FREAK
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# *shakes head*
i think you need "the talk"

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:00, archived)
# The talk is a horrible affliction.
Let us never speak of it again.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)
# You are two-timing /board with /talk
by using a secret second login! ADMIT it!


(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# ooh
cross posting whore
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:16, archived)
# ?ti fo tahw dnA
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:26, archived)
# What do I look like?
A person composed largely of water.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:30, archived)
# No, this is you:
blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/porn022107.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:32, archived)
# See that.
That's your mum that is.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Yay, Jeru is my mum.
:-D

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Now I can embarrass all your friends by telling them about your tiny flaccid babycock.
The things you can pickle these days.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 3:55, archived)