Fucking hell, I didn't realise your sex life had got that bad you're having to make birds out of newspaper
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Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:46,
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I lost about 4 pints of blood through my shaft when I started.
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Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:49,
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YES OH YES OH YES
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Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:09,
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