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# hey fuck that. I'm staying in the boat
*pulls down trousers*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Welcome Aboard, Sailor
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I have clicked your pance
I also liked happytoats' drawing of you and your pance.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I couldn't have wished for a better start to my Sunday :D
I love my happytoats pic - I'm so happy he increased the size of my cock
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# if that's proportional it looks about the same as mine
which alas only I am happy with. I'm not so happy about my breast size.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)
# can you suck your own nipples?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# no but am both depressed and excited to learn that I can lick them
I just tried.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *tries* damn can't reach :(
you're just too far away *comedy trombones*

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hahahah
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I think it'll be better for your reputation if you pretend that's because your tongue is 8 inches long.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I did once proclaim that I'd be good for any woman because I can lick for ages.
it didn't work.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Were you demonstrating this by licking your own baps?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# no I only just found out I could lick them when you asked up there
i tried it.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:07, archived)
# A bloke I used to work with told us how propping yourself up against a wall with your legs over your head is the best way to suck your own cock
There followed a tumbleweed silence
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Followed by everyone rushing home to try
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# It didn't work
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# That's a shame.
Maybe kebab will give you a tit wank if you ask nicely.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# titwanks are overrated
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Agreed
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# yeah I'd do that i reckon
if it were mutual
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I feel I must warn you that you might get chest hairs trapped in your foreskin
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# hahahahah!!!!
i've got my head hairs caught up in there before. it's a unique feeling pulling them out.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# You have long hair too!! ewwww
You should stick your damp bellend in the contents of the vacuum cleaner bag - that'll keep you busy
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# You have to be very careful.
It can be like cheesewire if you're too hasty
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# it doesn't work
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)