I am bad at icons.
I AM GOOD AT BEING AWAKE. SERIOUS BUZZ RIGHT NOW.
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I AM GOOD AT BEING AWAKE. SERIOUS BUZZ RIGHT NOW.
From the Icon mini challenge challenge. See all 1079 entries (open)
( , Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
Little skull is little!
vote for my icons!
www.b3ta.com/board/8576404
www.b3ta.com/board/8576404
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:44,
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www.b3ta.com/board/8576404
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I heard it has a few things to say about you as well
Hasn't enough water gone under the bridge? Isn't it time to kiss and wear makeup?
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:00,
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I only ever wore makeup once in my life and I looked like an undead ghoul
because I went to a party as Nosferatu lololrofl
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:06,
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EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE BOAT.
Dixon is trying to be funny again.
:D
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:33,
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:D
In other skynews:
"In an exclusive interview, Barry George insists he did not kill Jill Dando because he was stalking another woman at the time."
OH, OK SORRY 4 BOTHER KXTHXBAI
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:34,
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OH, OK SORRY 4 BOTHER KXTHXBAI
Yeah, I think he should talk to his lawyer before interviews in future.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:36,
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"Mr George says he is "bitter" at the eight years he has spent behind bars, adding: "I've missed out on so much.
"I should have been getting on with my life. Who knows what I could have done and achieved?""
MORE STALKING AND WANKING OVER BLURRY PHOTOS YOU FUCKING SPASMOTIC WRONGCOCK
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:44,
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"I should have been getting on with my life. Who knows what I could have done and achieved?""
MORE STALKING AND WANKING OVER BLURRY PHOTOS YOU FUCKING SPASMOTIC WRONGCOCK
Wanking is never a waste
However a course in photography can improve the worst stalker's snapshots
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:51,
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You should wank into a tupperware container and keep it in the freezer
See how much you have after 1 year
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:59,
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if i did, after a week my mum would be dishing it up thinking it was a tub of icecream
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:00,
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I DIDN'T RAPE THAT WOMAN. I WAS RAPING A CORPSE AT THE TIME.
Don't leave Dixon. I'll probably get all high and rage soon. It'll be a veritable cascade of excitement.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:36,
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I've also made some art out of two 2 pence pieces and 3 business cards.
It might be the over tiredness speaking, but it's definitely fucking art.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:39,
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I have clicked your pance
I also liked happytoats' drawing of you and your pance.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:45,
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I couldn't have wished for a better start to my Sunday :D
I love my happytoats pic - I'm so happy he increased the size of my cock
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:49,
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if that's proportional it looks about the same as mine
which alas only I am happy with. I'm not so happy about my breast size.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:51,
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no but am both depressed and excited to learn that I can lick them
I just tried.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:53,
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*tries* damn can't reach :(
you're just too far away *comedy trombones*
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:56,
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I think it'll be better for your reputation if you pretend that's because your tongue is 8 inches long.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:57,
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I did once proclaim that I'd be good for any woman because I can lick for ages.
it didn't work.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 9:58,
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no I only just found out I could lick them when you asked up there
i tried it.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:07,
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A bloke I used to work with told us how propping yourself up against a wall with your legs over your head is the best way to suck your own cock
There followed a tumbleweed silence
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:09,
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That's a shame.
Maybe kebab will give you a tit wank if you ask nicely.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:12,
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I feel I must warn you that you might get chest hairs trapped in your foreskin
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:28,
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hahahahah!!!!
i've got my head hairs caught up in there before. it's a unique feeling pulling them out.
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:37,
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You have long hair too!! ewwww
You should stick your damp bellend in the contents of the vacuum cleaner bag - that'll keep you busy
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Sun 3 Aug 2008, 10:42,
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