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# sudden threadjack:
Dear B3ta,
My wolf needs a new haiku.
Please can you tell me a nice haiku for my wolf?

For reference (however inaccurate) a haiku in this situation refers to a poem with lines of length 5, 7 and 5 syllables.

Please make me a new haiku. The one the Cap'n made me has begun to curl in the sun.

Thanks,
M.

P.s. www.yesyouaremyhaikumakingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# wolves are very nice
they eat poor people and cats
they have furry fur too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# So you didn't like mine?
(sulks)
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# yes I did
I'm just a bit slow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Er...
Deer Bee Three Tee Ay
My Wolf needs a new haiku
Can you tell me one?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# thank you
for your special efforts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# That's more like it.
I have plenty more like that, for example.

Oh look you have done
A new haiku for my wolf
Thank you for your eff (orts).
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# the previous one was
I am Haiku wolf
You are not Haiku wolf, no
you wish you were, chum
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Ah
That one wins. Keep it.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)