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Bloody cats. Go to Alton Towers and leave my washing machine alone!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)

HURGH

HURGH
HURGH
HURGH
HURGH
HURGH FOREVER

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Shada, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)

Hahahaha...

Cat Vom, lovely

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Ninj, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)

Whiskas and stale Guinness...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)

* Writes down.

(I am going to try that out tonight)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)

It's got to be Whiskas, but any Guinness like substance will do.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)

sudden threadjack:

Dear B3ta,
My wolf needs a new haiku.
Please can you tell me a nice haiku for my wolf?

For reference (however inaccurate) a haiku in this situation refers to a poem with lines of length 5, 7 and 5 syllables.

Please make me a new haiku. The one the Cap'n made me has begun to curl in the sun.

Thanks,
M.

P.s. www.yesyouaremyhaikumakingbitches.com

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)

wolves are very nice

they eat poor people and cats
they have furry fur too.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)

thank you

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)

So you didn't like mine?

(sulks)

(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)

yes I did

I'm just a bit slow.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)

Er...

Deer Bee Three Tee Ay
My Wolf needs a new haiku
Can you tell me one?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)

thank you

for your special efforts.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)

That's more like it.

I have plenty more like that, for example.

Oh look you have done
A new haiku for my wolf
Thank you for your eff (orts).

(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)

the previous one was

I am Haiku wolf
You are not Haiku wolf, no
you wish you were, chum

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)

That one wins. Keep it.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)

cat appears to be vomiting

brown fish

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)

So that's what happens to my odd socks . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)

NICE

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Shada, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)

nice

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Shada, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)

oh i fucking love you

vince it the greatest!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)

he wants to eat the noobs

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)

with spaghetti?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)

yes

I will do a better version of it at some point, as it was a rush job last night

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)

my furry vince

shall be chosen to sit upon my nightstand tonight, instead of being relegated to the basket with the rest of the furries that i keep being given.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)

Don't forget the meat balls . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)

tuesday

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)

I wonder if vince is actually based upon someone called vince

with unusual teeth

I wonder :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)

if he is

i shall track him down and sex him repeatedly.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)

if it's the vince I'm thinking of you might not

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)

i'm not picky

has he a cock?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)

no idea man, haven't seen him in about 15 years

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)

hmmmmmm vince.....vince.....

no, i don't remember there being a vince 15 yars ago. i haven't had him, so there's a good chance he's still alive and functioning ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)

that is pretty damn disgusting.... WOOO!

sorry for the TJ, but anyone else see this? news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7540427.stm just as bad as creationism...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)

stupid people are stupid

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)

That's just plane stupid !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)

indeed, I'm lamina my arse off!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)

What level are you on ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)

still on the infinite plateau, man

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)

I am a Pizzestablishmentalist

My church believes the earth to be a celestial pizza, orbiting the Central Oven. Our orbit narrows each year and one day we will arrive inside the oven, and the world will be cooked into its truest form. Then God eats it.

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Shada, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)

Ah yes, but what toppings do you have on your pizza?

*remembers the great Olive Jihad of the early 1200s...*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)

aye

saw it earlier, loved the "it goes on infinitely on the horizontal"

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)

hahah, that was brilliant....

what bothers me is, why can we not see land beyond the sea at every beach/cliff etc in the world? What with the wolrd being flat and all I should be able to, shirly?

If I can see Proxima Centauri (which is a bit over 4 light years away I think) I damn well should be able to see New York from Wales

(/Ill thought out arguement blog)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)

the illuminati put mirrors on the sea so all you see is the water

it's "obvious"

/paranoid conspiracy blog

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)

that reminds me, I've really got to read the "Illuminatus!" trilogy sometime....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)

no!

keep them wrapped in tinfoil! or 'they' will get you, man

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)

Haha no that's way funnier than creationism.

At least this lot aren't lobbying for the curriculum to be re-written...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)

ah, yes, good point... But it's a close second in my book :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)

yet

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)

Wow!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)

oh crap... you've just proved them right, as this can't possibly be fake, unlike those photos NASA 'shopped of the Earth from the moon

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)

Awwwww

Fine puking action.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)