I am a PizzestablishmentalistMy church believes the earth to be a celestial pizza, orbiting the Central Oven. Our orbit narrows each year and one day we will arrive inside the oven, and the world will be cooked into its truest form. Then God eats it.
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Shada,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:13,
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Ah yes, but what toppings do you have on your pizza?*remembers the great Olive Jihad of the early 1200s...*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:16,
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