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# I'v just had a wank in bed
and had to get up for the same reason.

Damn it all to hell!

lo mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:11, archived)
# I hate using condoms
you see!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:13, archived)
# hee hee,
where I come from we call that a posh wank. alright son, long time no harassed.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:14, archived)
# hehe aye!
and a "zuffle" is where you wipe your cock on the curtains after having sex in a a posh birds house!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:15, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
now that! I will remember forever. once, because he was a lazy and slightly off kilter fellow, a guy I knew took a girl to his place and after getting her kit off doscovered she was on the rag. So, in the bathroom, there was a kind of loose board, on the side of the bath? instead of flushing it down the loo or whatever, he thought he'd stash it there till the morning...Of course he forgot it was there, and as the weeks progressed, obviously the stench increased. For months that aprtment smelled like someone had died there. awful, just awful... but pretty funny too. he's dead now though. Strange story too, but thats for another time.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:20, archived)
# fucknutter
this thread is going rapidly into oblivion...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:22, archived)
# he lies
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:14, archived)
# not on the
damp patch I dont
*edit - making this bit bigger*
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooge
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:15, archived)
# weeee
it sticks out like a witches nipple!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 1 Mar 2003, 2:19, archived)