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# I just realised Ive been blasing out Iron Maiden covers really loudly for some time now.
My neighbors must right now be shitting on my lawn in hatred.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Do more grey kid and wallpaper it to their houses.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# OMFG no what r u doing u stain?
LoloOLol redecorating ur vagina.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Stalin? Oh....
There's a new colgate toothpaste which is advertised as being Stain Preventative on the little cardboard box. There is a large temptation for me to go into sainsburys and stealthily alter all of the boxes so they read Stalin.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I always laugh at the toothpaste ads *with liquid Calcium*
Yes im sure your toothpaste is over 842 °C.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Surely not as bad as that mouthwash which is activated with ELECTROSTATIC ACTION!
Doesn't that just mean that the solution splits and you have to shake it up before using it?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# hahaha. Or the face cream with added BOSWELOX.
I shit you not.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)