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# OH HAI AGAIN.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Wowee
HAI.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I just realised Ive been blasing out Iron Maiden covers really loudly for some time now.
My neighbors must right now be shitting on my lawn in hatred.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Do more grey kid and wallpaper it to their houses.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# OMFG no what r u doing u stain?
LoloOLol redecorating ur vagina.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Stalin? Oh....
There's a new colgate toothpaste which is advertised as being Stain Preventative on the little cardboard box. There is a large temptation for me to go into sainsburys and stealthily alter all of the boxes so they read Stalin.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I always laugh at the toothpaste ads *with liquid Calcium*
Yes im sure your toothpaste is over 842 °C.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Surely not as bad as that mouthwash which is activated with ELECTROSTATIC ACTION!
Doesn't that just mean that the solution splits and you have to shake it up before using it?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# hahaha. Or the face cream with added BOSWELOX.
I shit you not.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# silly moth...ttssatter is not bright enough for light :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# He's a dim fucker, ain't he.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# < 20w
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# He's not the sharpest sandwich in the picnic, that's for sure
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Not the brightest hammer on the minefield at all.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# aaaw play nice


night you bunch of cnuts :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# G'night sexy.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Hahahahahafuckyou,matt.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)
# He is a Matt?
I am also a Matt. CONFUSION REIGNS.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:35, archived)
# HELLO, MATT. I AM ALSO MATT. THIS IS MAD.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)
# WHAT YOU SAY?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I tried trapping a moth in my lampshade the other day
It enraged and knocked off the thing covering it and went for me, I was both displeased and impressed
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Arf Arf
moths are vengeful.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Hello moth and ttssattar bulb
my name is Uri, what is yours?

i like this, i like the moth's face.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I choose to believe that your real name is Uri Rappola
And you are a psychic Russian spy that probed the minds of prisoners during World War 2
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# I think you might be right.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# FUCK!
HOW?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Because I, too, am Uri Rappola.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Red Alert 3?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)
# well from Uri Rappola, it is goodnight :)
g'night board!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# goodnight, tovarich
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Like the one in Top Ten?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# You are a 60W tungsten planet killer
Shame on you. Pffft! :D

*clicks*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# The animation fills me with glee :D
You are am good at gleeful animatronics :D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# they are in my bedroom
occassionally flapping at my head.

silly simon. forgetting windows were open.. :(
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# 6 watts are not bulb enough.
my walls are moth-covered. my garden is suffering moth depopulation, my cat is suffering moth-induced indigestion.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# STOP PUTTING MOTHS IN YOUR PUSSY.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# are you trying to insinuate
that i have an insect-ridden clout?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Ttssattsr bulb has a quiff.
Beeautiful :)
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# You are so gay for him.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Twice gay for him.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I have fetishes about quiffs and electricity
what can I say?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
# *buys violet wand*
*almost types violent wand*
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Sorry, whaat?
Gay Magician?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
#
www.nickandmorphia.com/

I've actually had my hair stroked by one of them, on a low setting as far as I can presume.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Wooow
I won't forget those
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Some kind of short wave length electric shock, the sparks jumping from the glass to your body.
So the current doesn't go all over like an electric shock, feels like lots of tiny little moving pins or something. Quite hard to equate really...feels how lots of tiny lightning strikes to your skin looks and sounds.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)
# buy an electric hairbrush
problem solved!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# ono
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:35, archived)
# BONK!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Why is tts
a bulb?

bloody woo tho.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Moths attacked him earlier.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Ah,
I only sent them an hour ago. They made good time.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)
# aww!
how lully.
:D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# D:
Oh sorry I mean :D
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:33, archived)
# HAhahaha! EEEEYYYA.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)