
My neighbors must right now be shitting on my lawn in hatred.
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:09,
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LoloOLol redecorating ur vagina.
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:14,
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There's a new colgate toothpaste which is advertised as being Stain Preventative on the little cardboard box. There is a large temptation for me to go into sainsburys and stealthily alter all of the boxes so they read Stalin.
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:16,
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Yes im sure your toothpaste is over 842 °C.
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:25,
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Doesn't that just mean that the solution splits and you have to shake it up before using it?
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:27,
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It enraged and knocked off the thing covering it and went for me, I was both displeased and impressed
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:08,
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my name is Uri, what is yours?
i like this, i like the moth's face.
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:08,
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i like this, i like the moth's face.

And you are a psychic Russian spy that probed the minds of prisoners during World War 2
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:10,
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Shame on you. Pffft! :D
*clicks*
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:10,
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*clicks*

You are am good at gleeful animatronics :D
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:10,
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occassionally flapping at my head.
silly simon. forgetting windows were open.. :(
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:10,
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silly simon. forgetting windows were open.. :(

my walls are moth-covered. my garden is suffering moth depopulation, my cat is suffering moth-induced indigestion.
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:10,
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www.nickandmorphia.com/
I've actually had my hair stroked by one of them, on a low setting as far as I can presume.
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:22,
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I've actually had my hair stroked by one of them, on a low setting as far as I can presume.

So the current doesn't go all over like an electric shock, feels like lots of tiny little moving pins or something. Quite hard to equate really...feels how lots of tiny lightning strikes to your skin looks and sounds.
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Fri 8 Aug 2008, 1:34,
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