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# it's a good plan... but
I think it could be improved.


....with meat. Raw meat. Perhaps warmed slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Someone I knew who worked in Walmart got fired for sticking his dick in the bacon slicer.
His abrupt dismissal made the penis reconstruction operations difficult to pay for.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# this sounds like an american joke delivered by an englisher
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Surely an English joke delivered by a German.

What's sad about four black men driving off a cliff?
They were my friends.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Ich bin ein Deutscher?
haha. particularly good joke there, sir. well done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# I can't claim it myself, the only anti humour joke I've ever made up is the Why did the golfer carry a spare pair of trousers? one.
Because he was incontinent.

They are all here:
www.anenglishmanscastle.com/archives/000463.html
www.anenglishmanscastle.com/archives/001513.html
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# this makes me think of stewart lee
describing a how a joe pasquale joke wouldn't work in german.

this makes me smile.

also Jerry springer the opera is currently £2.99 on play.com
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# I saw it and that kind of price makes me sad.
He said they never made any financial success on it due to those cocking christians not even watching the show before completely misinterpreting it.

Satire and dry humour works even better in German arguably, due to the preconceptions of Germans as very serious and the peculiar tone of their language
See: www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ehEhZ9A68&feature=related
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)
# is that the german embassador for comedy
coz he's hysterical.

maybe I should click it and see before asking.. but hey.. it's not my problem.. pointless posting is bring you all one step closer to seeing my naked puckered flesh.

also have you seen this:

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/48648/1217599491/page1forb3aimagecompo.jpg

tis a first page of a practice run through at doing a comic between my self and a friend.. I'm writing and colouring he's drawing..


EDIT: yesss I've seen that before..late night on channel 4. I was in hysterics. :).
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Haha that is mental in both content and art style.
You managed to put you're/your though. Unless the person literally was the concept of order.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:34, archived)
# that still needs to be changed..
that be the precarious knife edge of stimulating creativity with recreational drug use. lol.

the comic is only gonna get weirder.. still need to finish writing it though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:46, archived)
# I wish I had someone I could force to do my illustration for me.
I have about four or five comic ideas, some of which are plausibly well written ones and some are just silly, but I can't draw anything even approaching decent illustration standard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:54, archived)
# :)
marvelous.

I also think the minds of b3ta can kick out some far more hideous contraptions.

a doctor dyslexia designed love aid... *nods.*

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)