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# my doctor prescribes 10 daquiris for my bad backery
whilst tasty i think that sounds like bad quackery


(have you had your op yet?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# the smell of those daiquiris
upsets my olfatories

yes, 2 weeks ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# i've used too much hairspray and now my locks are all laquery


i take that everything went well from the fact that you're with us today? how's everything feeling?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i've stared at this screen for so long
that my eyes have gone spackery


i was up and about 2 hours after the op. everything's fine, except one of the holes hasn't healed properly yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# thats excellent news.
how're you adjusting to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# not bad.
if i try to eat anything solid, even scrambled egg, i spend an hour puking. i've lost over 3 stones, though, so i don't care!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# god.... how long will that last? for ever?
well done on the weight loss :) when're the next set of ops then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# i should be able to manage small amounts of solid food
in about 2 months. i'm eating baby food and suchlike now. i've still got about 2 years to go before i can get the other 2 ops, but i've waited 20 years, another 2 won't hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)