b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8643760 (Thread)

# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I do
hope so.





*rubs tummy expectantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# i nearly got eaten by a cow today
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Fuck the lord
how did you escape old bean?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# pulled my t-shirt out of its mouth and told it no
there was a whole herd of them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# cows are deceptive
they stand there, looking all placid and stupid, then, just when you're not expecting it, they pin you down and feast on your tender groinal meats.
bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Cows are great
They really chill you out. plus it was a herd of bulls and they were shagging each other, so it was funny to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# gay bulls?
niche porn if ever there was some.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# my girlfriend
say its very normal for bulls to day that, and drink each others piss
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# does she often watch bulls?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# she comes from the country side
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# that's no excuse
she's a beefy voyeur.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Is that based on a real life experience?
Tha would explain



"smash monkey"


Or do you just appreciate fake spuds?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# i appreciate spuds in all their forms
and, until recently, one of my nicknames was "yeoman" after that particular brand of quasi-spuddery.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Ooohh better sit down,
*hands plate of hobnobs*


*pops kettle on*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# i like cows
they are ace, and there is nothing like a big juicy steak
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# ^this
the only good cow is the one on my plate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# i want a cow in my garden
but the misses wont let me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i'd have chickens if i could
but there are dogs and pikeys here, the poor clucks'd last about 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# the pikeys would rape them
with their crisp packet comdoms
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# indeed.
this is why i don't date locals.
nobody's pissing in MY gene pool!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)