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# Lip-sync scandals: where will it end?

de-ris: www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2008/aug/12/olympics2008.china1
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# superb use of redex
actual lols
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Hahaha,
I read that as 'Olympic Sandals' and got confused as fuck.




EDIT: Awwwww damn did i miss weekly Newby bash time?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# i want olympic sandals!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# made from asian baby faces.
My god...

wants
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# real asian baby faces?
i bet they're all girls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I hope they are.
.


























*brings lube*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# hey!
fucking my sandals in NOT ALLOWED!

never though i'd have to say that again...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# good god
it was bad today
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I heard about
a spam troll



Dare i ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# its best not to
http://www.who.is/whois-com/ip-address/pourhommeproductions.com/
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Pourhommesproductions.........
Productions....for men.....


Im not sure I want to know......

secretly does
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# if you really want to know
and there was some creative abuse

there's a link down the board a way
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# a cow on helium being face raped by a duck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I do
hope so.





*rubs tummy expectantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# i nearly got eaten by a cow today
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Fuck the lord
how did you escape old bean?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# pulled my t-shirt out of its mouth and told it no
there was a whole herd of them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# cows are deceptive
they stand there, looking all placid and stupid, then, just when you're not expecting it, they pin you down and feast on your tender groinal meats.
bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Cows are great
They really chill you out. plus it was a herd of bulls and they were shagging each other, so it was funny to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# gay bulls?
niche porn if ever there was some.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# my girlfriend
say its very normal for bulls to day that, and drink each others piss
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# does she often watch bulls?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# she comes from the country side
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# that's no excuse
she's a beefy voyeur.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Is that based on a real life experience?
Tha would explain



"smash monkey"


Or do you just appreciate fake spuds?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# i appreciate spuds in all their forms
and, until recently, one of my nicknames was "yeoman" after that particular brand of quasi-spuddery.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Ooohh better sit down,
*hands plate of hobnobs*


*pops kettle on*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# i like cows
they are ace, and there is nothing like a big juicy steak
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# ^this
the only good cow is the one on my plate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# i want a cow in my garden
but the misses wont let me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i'd have chickens if i could
but there are dogs and pikeys here, the poor clucks'd last about 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# the pikeys would rape them
with their crisp packet comdoms
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# indeed.
this is why i don't date locals.
nobody's pissing in MY gene pool!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
# ha!
yes. it would have to be pretty damned special
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# but that happens every day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Samuel L Jackson was Milli Vanilli?
Well I never!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# but the just didn't understand English, the mother fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# You can hear the missing Milli Vanilli DEMO tape..thus..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3020S6DZLM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# that's just bonkers :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# @:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# hey that's the Milli Vanilli hairstyle right there!
it's due for a revival. Where's Terence Trent D'Arby when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# No one let him stay.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# trying to climb out of his own arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# are you dying?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Yes, farewell..
farewell..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahaha.
"Why would you do such a horrible thing??? That is so sick!!! You should show some respect coz Rob died and you should repsect him!! Even if it is a joke I dont find this funny at all!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# People actually think it's real, THAT'S the funniest thing.
AAAAAAAAAAHhhaahah.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I would like to meet you more than any other person on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# o_0


(Meat me in Vienna...bring salmon)

::::::::D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I'm there.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Excellent!
Not least of all because it saves me wasting an hour doing a Milli Vanilli pic which would have been about 2.6% as funny as this.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# *tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# THOOOOM!!
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT THOM. I LOVE YOU THOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)