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# what's happening
this makes me want ice cream

I bought 99 flake type flakes in a box at sainsburys today for ice cream action

over half of them are gone already

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Arf!
But you can't be doing it without whippee Ice Cream!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# but you can't be doing whippee ice cream without
"DAAA DEEEE DAAAA AAAAA DAAEEEAEAEA ADDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" *indeterminate tune*

blasting out at large volume

and at this time of night, it'd cause a stir

I actually looked for cornets but I gave up because I couldn't be arsed

so it resulted in a "bowl of cold with pointy chocolate 'funnels'"

and yes, I know how that sounds, but fuck it

I spurted squirty cream all over it, it was nice

I could have another one now actually :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# ah, greensleeves
the song ice cream men hear even in their sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# either that or match of the day or something
or just "BUY MY FUCKING ICE CREAM, TWATS" over a loudhailer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 2:01, archived)