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# what's happening
this makes me want ice cream

I bought 99 flake type flakes in a box at sainsburys today for ice cream action

over half of them are gone already

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Arf!
But you can't be doing it without whippee Ice Cream!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# but you can't be doing whippee ice cream without
"DAAA DEEEE DAAAA AAAAA DAAEEEAEAEA ADDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" *indeterminate tune*

blasting out at large volume

and at this time of night, it'd cause a stir

I actually looked for cornets but I gave up because I couldn't be arsed

so it resulted in a "bowl of cold with pointy chocolate 'funnels'"

and yes, I know how that sounds, but fuck it

I spurted squirty cream all over it, it was nice

I could have another one now actually :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# ah, greensleeves
the song ice cream men hear even in their sleep.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# either that or match of the day or something
or just "BUY MY FUCKING ICE CREAM, TWATS" over a loudhailer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 2:01, archived)