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# mmmmmmmm!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)
# pussy licking yoghurty muffin!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Or Ice Creams as we call them down south ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)
# ah, so it is!
i thought it was a muffin.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Silly Smash!
A couple of weeks with the band and you cant even recognise an ice cream anymore :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# hahaha!
it's not in a tub marked haagen-dasz, that's the problem!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Haagen-Dazs sucks penis unless it is Cookies and Cream,
Ben and Jerry's for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# baileys flavour is lovely
but ben and jerry's vermonster is lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I used to like it
but now it just makes me sick.

Ben and Jerrys Fossil Suel for the Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# my sis loves that
ice cream is my favourite food, but it hurts my belly very much, so i have to avoid it mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwww!
How lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Awwww :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I can't imagine anything more graphic; what a huge pussy too!!
Woo too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I can haz sum ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# can he come home with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Just say . . . "here kitty kitty"
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# can he be trained to perforn *ahem* tricks?...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# As long as you feed him . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:56, archived)
# don't worry
he'll get plenty to eat...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Arent tongues fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# that one is
although it looks like it's been embalmed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Oh yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Arf!
The wonderful tongue guitarists of Outer Mongolia!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# well, that's pretty odd
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# It is in tune . . .
those things it doesn't matter . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# WANTS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Paws for the scream !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# what's happening
this makes me want ice cream

I bought 99 flake type flakes in a box at sainsburys today for ice cream action

over half of them are gone already

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Arf!
But you can't be doing it without whippee Ice Cream!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# but you can't be doing whippee ice cream without
"DAAA DEEEE DAAAA AAAAA DAAEEEAEAEA ADDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" *indeterminate tune*

blasting out at large volume

and at this time of night, it'd cause a stir

I actually looked for cornets but I gave up because I couldn't be arsed

so it resulted in a "bowl of cold with pointy chocolate 'funnels'"

and yes, I know how that sounds, but fuck it

I spurted squirty cream all over it, it was nice

I could have another one now actually :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# ah, greensleeves
the song ice cream men hear even in their sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# either that or match of the day or something
or just "BUY MY FUCKING ICE CREAM, TWATS" over a loudhailer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I need the video of that
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 5:20, archived)